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A drink that can be either complete shit or damn fine. Has one of the most delicate tastes if properly filtered. Quartz filtered vodka recomended over a charcoal filter
I had four shots of Stolichnaya and it was damn fine.
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I had a bottle of Smirnoff vodka and I couldn't touch the shit. Couldn't even use that to make a fuckin' cocktail!!
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Ultimate cs:go drink. Can be used on basically anything. Except don't drop it. It's a bomb.
Vodka is better than rum (rhymes with cum)
Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.
Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.
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The only thing better than whiskey.
$30 for a fifth of Jack?!? Get some Smirnoff instead.
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Vodka is lube
Jane: I can't have sex with you.
Tarzan: Then have vodka, now!
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Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.
Misha: Let's meet tonight sweety!
Anna: Shure honey, bring some vodka for us to make our date hot!
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The best drink in the world especially when mixed with the pine apple juice.This concoction will make you spek like never before and say things that were ment to be kept inside.
" Hey...did you know that i fucked your brother?"
" HOly shit!! did you hear that!? MAria must have had some Vodka"
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