volumer

"Volumer" person who is in control of the volume

The "Volumer" (person) just adjusted the volume of the amplifier

volume

1. How loud something is.
2. How much a 3D shape occupies.

What's the volume of this cube?

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Volumeous

Adjective (A word used to describe)

The word volumeous is used to define an entity with a large volume, not to be mistaken with Volumeort which as we all know is Voldemort's DJ nickname. I Digress. An Example of Volumeous may be:

"That Bitch looking mighty volumeous", OR "Did you see Billy's willy? Sure was volumeous", OR "Wow, Dude we bout to hit the most volumeous line of coke! Bet!"

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volume

The way a group of friends retardly pick on stupid rangers of a camp site in-order to get the attention of the state police. Many dont get caught because park rangers are easily confused.

late at night
majesty 17dude theres one right now
other guylets go throw so total volume on that queer
majesty 17go get a burnt hotdog i've got an idea
(30 seconds later)"the chase begins!"

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Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.

Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

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Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

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volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

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