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Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!
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To have sex with a very unattractive female
"Yo Jamal, u see that bitch I picked-up last night. She was fine...."
"Nah mayne i seen her and U was booger whoopin"
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Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
The Southern Baptist version of karma.
Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?
Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!
Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!
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An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
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Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
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