WOW

WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare

Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels

WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution

A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*

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WOW

The symbols from the Australian Securities Exchange (ASX) that represents Woolworths.

Woolworths is translated at wow except for the case of nerds who assume wow is an acronym for World of Warcraft.

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It's World Organization of Webmasters you nerd, it's been out there 8 years before your game were released!

Webprofessional: I just joined WOW, I think it'll be fun and may boost my career aswell.
wow_boy32: dat so true, liek ur alliance or horde? i so liek horde cus they have liek imba tauren warriors wham wham and u win u kno.
Webprofessional: Pardon?

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WOW

Word used to describe a state of utter disgust and shock when no other word can accurately describe the emotion:

Girl: Oh my God, that guy is holding out his penis
Girl 2: WOW

Or

Boy: Damn, that bitch is ugly
Boy 2: WOW

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WOW stand for world of warcraft.
Which is the number one most effective birth control method.

People who play WOW will never get pussy.

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WOW

You put your two hands on either side of your face, making W's with three fingers. Then, open your mouth, so it spells out WOW, it's GREAT!!!

When someone is saying something that isn't very funny, you do the hand signal and say "wow! who cares?"

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WOW

Acronym for “Words Of Wilson”.

A word said by an excited/surprised/amazed Wilson brother.

Luke Wilson watched Cameron Diaz flip her hair and said “Wow”.