WWTD

a modernized version of "What Would Jesus Do?" which instead asks "What Would Till Do?" referring to Rammstein lead singer Till Lindemann.

After Alice's best friend spread a rumor about her, Alice asked herself, "WWTD?"
Her best friend was promptly tied up and set on fire.

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person 1 : what should I do
person 2 : i dunno WWTD
person 1 : OK

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What would Towelie Do? Towelie is a recurring character/towel on South Park who enjoys smoking marijuana and "getting a little high."

"I don't smoke marijuana, but if it's vaporized I guess I'm not technically smoking it...hmmmm....WWTD?"

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Acronym for "What Would Tiger Do," often used to imply, in any given situation, would Tiger Woods would do; is usually meant to be used in a sex-related scenario.

Man 1: Dude, my wife caught me cheating with another woman. She's planning to leave me. What should I do?
Man 2: Ask yourself, WWTD.
Man 1: Oh. So pay my wife to stay with me while continuing to have sex with my mistress?

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Stands for "What would Teresa do?"...she's the phunky bitch who has no dating fear or shame. This phrase should be used in bars and other pick-up places when one is feeling shy or scared to approach a guy. In these situations, one can use the basic pick-up line "Hey, gotta girlfriend? Wanna go out?" etc.

Two girls in a bar, staring at some hot dude a few tables down.

Girl #1: "I can't do it. I just can't do it.
#2: "Just go say hi...just walk up to him and say hi!"
#1: "I don't think I can do it."
#2: "Dude. WWTD?"
#1: "You're totally right. I'm going."

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“What would thérèse do? “(Wwtd)
This saying is for when your stressed out normally during births just think What would thérèse do? typically used for Doula‘s/midwives

I am a midwife and I’m super stressed out at a birth so To help me calm down in the situation I think Wwtd