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Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

by Jleeballs April 15, 2007

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.

Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!

by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Wax on, Wack off

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. YouΒ΄re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO

by Canowoopass1970 August 26, 2022


wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018


Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 11, 2003

65πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

by The bee's knees July 9, 2013

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

17πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž