1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
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An ass that looks like swiss cheese with cellulite.
That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.
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An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.
I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.
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An ass with the scar that looks resembles a waffle of a tic tac toe board due to a second degree burn.
Damn that girl has a waffle ass.... so hot
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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
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The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.
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