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The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.
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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!
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its definately a maxi pad
aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.
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The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"
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To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
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Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!
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