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Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
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A bet between two bros where the loser sends a dick-pic to their ex. No warning text can be sent. Which ex is up to negotiation.
"If the Pats beat the Titans you have to uphold your end of the gentleman's wager."
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The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorrect is minuscule in relation to the reward if one is correct.
"Dude? Why do you have a chainsaw and a sawed-off in your umbrella stand?"
"Romero's Wager, man."
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Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?
Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.
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A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.
When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"
It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"
Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."
Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"
Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"
All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
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Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.
"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.
"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.
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