Faggy Waggy is basically just a less offensive way of calling someone a faggot that also makes you seem as if you're looking down at them due to it's childish tone. It works most efficiently if someone is complaining about something childish, or just anything in general.
Michael: Oh my God! This game is so shit! I keep fucking dying!
Adam: Stop being such a faggy waggy.
1.One whose waggieness is so extreme, it is taken to a MEGA level
2. To be bi-curious about life's decisions
3. One who pours their expensive bottled beer into a glass
4. 1,000,000 Waggies
5. See also F-3.14
"Look at that Mega-Waggie, dirtying up a clean glass to pour his beer into"
The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.
"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."
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A bit like "i don't know my big dicked friend" but more passive
Friend 1: Hey do you know where my keys are?
Friend 2: Ugh, Shruggie Waggie man.
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When youβre already gay but your male dog is so happy to see you he starts humping your leg. The dog is also gay.
Whoβs daddyβs little faggy waggy?
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