waggin train

v. when a dog stick its legs up beside its head and drags its itchy asshole across the carpet, also known as sleigh riding.

n. the trail left on the carpet after said act is performed

Fido just left a waggin train across the carpet

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dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

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shaggin' waggin'

Derivitive of, Love Wagon, which usually refers to a VW Camper.

Also, Passion Wagon, Love Bug and Shag Chariot.

Hey, let's take the Shaggin' Waggin' on the open road and look for some poon-tang.

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Jaw waggin

unimportant discussion.

Are you guys discussing work or just sitting around jaw wagging

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crotch waggin'

Airing out of the pussy or shitter by waving it in the air vigorously.

No tp, just go for a good crotch waggin'.

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waggin' the bottle

when one sticks his soft penis into a bottle, vacuum, or any type of object where a penis should never go and jerks off with a softy.

dude why didn't johnny come to the party?

he was at home waggin' the bottle. what a toolbag.

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Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"