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Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
The surname of someone who loves Manchester United and is not a manc.
“Oh do you know Matty Wagstaffe?”
“Yeah I do, he has a United season ticket!”
An italian man who loves eating pizza and pasta but hates foreigners and ethnic minorities. He’s often called fat but he’s not really fat. He also has a fetish for Nazis.
Oh shit bro hide your lunch, Josh wagstaff is coming
Someone you would want to scrap at a tesco.
You see that bitch? yeah i wanna annabelle wagstaff em