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walrusing it

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015


Walrused

Walrused, to get extremely overweight

my classmate went home for the summer and she came back extremely walrused.

by Richardman April 22, 2023


walrusing

(v.) - pounding two drinks of hard alcohol straight to the face (usually Jameson whiskey) at the same time, creating the illusion that you are a walrus with 2 walrus tusks

Walrusing typically leads to immediate sloppyness, belligerent behavior and rediculous antics until the "walruser" inevitably passes the fuck out.

Recently it has grew to be a tradition of certain subgroups within fraternities to require and/or highly encourage new members to participate in walrusing absurd amounts of hard liquor the night they join the group. Current members typically participate in walrusing as well, but not to the same extent as the new members.

Alternatively, "walrus" can be used in its verb form. (see example 2)

1. Theres so much fucking Jameson left! There's like 3 bottles that have to be finsished. It's time to take turns walrusing that shit...

2. You pussies haven't drank hardly anything, step up and pound this Jameson. You better walrus that shit until it's gone!!!

by Wack Adams May 11, 2009

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walrusing

A sexual act, involving two walrus tusks, peanut butter, and a garden hose. There appears to be a demonstrated potential for vaginal implosion during this act.

Dude, me and your mom were walrusing so hard last night.

by walri April 22, 2010

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Whistling walruses

Whistling walruses is an exclamation of surprise, happiness or disbelief. The term comes from the walrus tendency to whistle as part of their mating call.

You got the job? Whistling walruses!

Whistling walruses, that was incredible!

Whistling walruses. He actually said that?

by Scottyb June 1, 2020


Pigs and Walruses

The vocalist(s) of any deathcore band. They sound like pigs and walruses being mutilated

"Hey bro, wanna sing the new Job for a Cowboy song with me?"

"sure sounds fun"

"ok here we go"

"OORT OORT OORT OORT BREE BREE BREE"

Random bystander: "sounds like pigs and walruses being slaughtered"

by Stevonies April 12, 2011

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Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.

Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.

by NotTheEC July 12, 2024