Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

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Wampus Cat (Slang)

Originally this word was used for an ancient Cherokee Mythological creature. Now it has come to mean a girl who is normally, respectable, like-able, and often pretty, who wen drunk goes on the prowl to hook up with any guy she can.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
I know man, she's a wampus cat (slang), watch out.

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Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

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Wampus cat

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.

The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.