When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.
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A small blanket that you wear on your head.
My wankey was on my head.
Adj.
Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.
Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.
Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.