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What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
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A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"
Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".
Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
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When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"
"I wonder who's gonna win this one"
A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
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To beat the fuck out of your dick.
Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.
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Wanked Off For a Quid
Wanked Off For a Quid
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When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?