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Wanky

Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous

Evan you are acting so wanky

by nglettire April 4, 2008

22πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops

Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy

by Jnutty30 April 9, 2019

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.

"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

by ChaosRocket October 6, 2007

24πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin

Man, Asanti you are so wanky.

by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008

16πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin

Man, Asanti you are so wanky.

by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008

14πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

a hanky / handkerchief you use to masturbate with so you don't squirt your cum over yourself and your clothes
It is usually an attractive hanky with a nice pattern and used solely for masturbation to catch your hanky cum

I was thinking about Maria in accounts earlier - she's looking hot today. I got turned on and had to go to the bathroom and get out my wanky

by wanky chiefer October 13, 2010

6πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Wanky

Contraction of the words janky, and wonky. Used when something is just not right.

Trevor: Yo man how's my new haircut?

Mason: Man it just looks a bit wanky...

by gigantic_smelly_toad_toe April 22, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž