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Emo wannabe

All wannabes are bad, but Emo wannabes annoy me the most. They can usually be seen wearing a band top/hoodie which they don't even listen to, jeans or black trousers, fake Converse or chunky trainers, cheap black & red or black & white stripy gloves, wrist bands (usually checkered) and braclets, stitch band names on their school bags and put badges of HIM and Greenday on their hoodie and/or bag, and if they take their wannabe-ness to another level, they might dye their hair black and/or get a stud. They usually have no knowledge whatsoever of the Emo music and how the whole thing works, but they want to be differant so they turn to the emo crowd. One day they think to themselves: "I want to be cool like that guy" so the next school day the completly change their look and have a go at their friends for because they don't like Emo music, even though they don't know it themselves. In their MSN names, they sometimes display flowers (which usually face down), the letters are "uSuAlLy SpElT lIkE tHiS" and make up a very un-convincing depressing quote. They will also try to be random, which means they'll pretend to find 'cheese' and 'pie' funny.

Scene Kid: So what's your favourite Fallout Boy song?

Emo wannabe: Umm.... the one with that reindeer guy!

Scene Kid: You mean "Sugar, we're going down"?

Emo wannabe: Oh yeah that's what it's called I forgot!

Scene Kid: Haha! You're such a wannabe loser...

by that guy who doesn't like putting his real name in these things September 11, 2006

212๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo wannabe

Someone who dons the typical emo wardrobe, emo pants, emo haircut but has no idea about the mind set. The tell every one how emo they are, and tell every one about there emo music collection of emo rock. They tell the world how crap there life is even no its not bad at all. They enjoy posing for emo shots, lookin at the camera with a โ€œlook at me, im awesomely emoโ€ expresion on their faces. they also think cutting themselves makes them emos

emo wannabe: i went to a "thursady" concert - total emo rock
real emo: i saw u there
emo wannabe: then i went home and cut my wrist after *shows damaged wrists*
real emo: ur such a poser - you emo wannabe *punches wannabe*

by miss maddy May 13, 2006

205๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo wannabe

Sad pathetic losers, who think they are Emos just because they made their parents buy them a pair of converses. They buy lots of albums such as Taking Back Sunday's and make sure everybody knows, so that they appear to be and emo and to be included in the scene. however they still buy their clothes from mark one, and were townie jeans and tops and don't understand at all what they are getting into. they think they're really cool, but the people who really are emos think they are sad and generally pity them.

WannabeEmo: Look at me!i'm a emo!

Emo: No your not, so shut up.

by Emma March 27, 2005

358๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo wannabe

An emo wannabe is usually some nerd or loser who doesn't have any friends. They go on google and look up 'emo' alot and then go buy a whole bunch of crappy cheap stuff. Like: fake converse, weird stripy arm warmers, and all black clothing. Then they get obsessed with totally mainstream 'emo' bands like My Chemical Romance or Fall out Boy. They totally redecorate their Myspace and make it all dark and depressing and talk about hate and how emo they are. And then, they post up weird 'emo' pictures of themselves. Oooh and they wear way too much eyeliner and paint their nails black. They try to attract the attention of SCENE kids and go around talking about how depressed they are. Emo wannabes usually don't end up looking 'emo' they just look like some weird scary nasty looking gothish...freak. 'Emo' wannabes also have an unhhealthy obsession with Twilight and Vampires. :D

Emo Wannabe: Look at meee! I'm so depressed and dark! And I dyed my hair all black! Lookit my black clothes!!!

Scene Kid: What the flick?

Emo Wannabe: Hey! OMG! You're emo too! Let's be friends! I looove My Chemical Romance! It helps me when I'm totally depressed and sad.

Scene Kid: Ummm...okay, first of all, I'm not emo. And second of all, I don't even listen to My Chemical Romance.

Emo Wannabe: What aboot Fall Out Boy! Omg! I love Pete Wentz! He is like, soooo hawt! I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is like, the hottest vampire in the world! I cry beccause of him all the time!

Scene Kid: Umm...I don't listen to Fall Out Boy, either. And I'm pretty sure that Edward Cullen doesn't exist. Oh and I'm also pretty sure that you're some kind of emo wannabe, gothish, freak. So...Bye!

by Sunshinebby! August 18, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo wannabe

bunch of fucks i see at school everyday!!! they run around my highschool with the runs of eyeliner,fake converse, mcr shirts and "emotional" vandalized on their arms... they think they ae so hardcore with their allblack outfits and rancidshirts...as if rancid is fucking emo!!! on their schoolbags they write "antichrist" and "emo"... fucked up posers...

me:are you suicidal?
emowannabe:yes!
me:why?
emo wannabe:cuz im an emo!!!

by im not emo!!! October 19, 2007

63๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Wannabe

Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...

1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.

2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.

3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.

4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.

5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.

6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...

Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.

1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.

2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.

3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.

4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)

5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.

6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.

7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.

Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!

Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?

WG: Uh....The Parade Black!

RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?

WG: Yeah! I love it!

RE: Then sing the first part of it.

WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*

Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!

Friend1: Really?

WB: Yea, it's addicting.

Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?

WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.

Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>

by misaxBETCH June 20, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo wannabe

That kid who wears all black, skeleton necklaces and rings, a choker from Clair's, shops at hot topic, thinks Billie eillish is emo but the moment an actual emo tries talking to them about emo stuff they sound like a total idiot cause they don't know anything about the emo culture or what it actually means to be emo. A wannabe emo will usually say that have deppression cause they took a quiz on BuzzFeed. Wannabe emos are usually about 12-15 girls who probably have cheap box red hair dye.

Actual emo: I saw you at hot topic the other day
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!

by Cokezero12 December 1, 2019