verb
pronounced War-k
1. to butt-fuck the shit out of someone
Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"
Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
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(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.
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a mix between a woof and a bark.
Guy #1: Dogs say woof!
Guy #2: No, they say bark!
Guy #3: What about wark!!
Guys #1 and #2: OH YEAH!!!!
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A party man who drinks Canadian beer by the case. One who enjoys a blumkin now and again and likes to tip the little man out of the boat.
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An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
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One of the many slang terms for male masturbation.
Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
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βweβre going home boysβ This cutey misses og fortnite a lot and wants to go back home with the boys. He is known for being a sigma and wil and i repeat will rizz you up
Ayo thatβs Jye Wark, often comparible to baby gronk. this guy will for sure put a baby in me