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when you or someone else has consumed large amounts of alcohol and precedes to have making out with anything with a pair of lips his/her goal
"Man check out that girl over there she's getting all wasty tasty on that crowd"
The stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely retarded, acting a fool, usually ending with "you" causing a scene. More than likely, the choice of drink is either Jack Daniels or a few too many Dos XX with shots of Patron... Or a mixture of all three!
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
Q: "Did you see that guy over there? Man, he is so Wasty Pants..."
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To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.
ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
A person who’s a hoe and that does nasty wasty things
When your resource manager is being unhelpful....everyday.
Yoooo Garry is being a Wastie today.
Wasti is a minekrefter who likes to dox egirls. If wasti is around you should run.
The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.
Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”