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Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
Water polo is for the mentally unstable.
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A game played in the a 30M pool with one goalie and 6 players. A mixture of wrestling, soccer and football. Above the water there are rules but below the water the moto is "anything the official doesn't see... is legal". One Must be tough for Water Polo.
Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls
Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys
Guy 1: Are you going to watch the Girls Water polo game tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! It's girls wrestling in water! Whats not to like?!?!?!?
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NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.
The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.
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Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.
Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?
Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)
2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players
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Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.
It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.
Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.
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The toughest sport out there. Many people try to dismiss it; before you do so;
1. tread water for 1 hour
2. while treading, sprint up and down a 30 metre pool
3. try to drown the opposing team
4. get the ball in the other team's net while the other team tries to drown you
5. if the shot clock runs out, spring back on defence so that the other team doesn't get a goal
When you have done all those things, then tell me that water polo isn't tough.
Also, there isn't any other sport in which your opponents sharpening their finger and toe nails for optimal scratching effect was so common that an official has to check their hands and feet before every game. How is that a thing?
Person 1: yo is that a water polo girl?
Person 2: yess she's so hot and fit
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A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.
Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.
Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you
Average high school student : Sigh...
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