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(n) When after sex the bed is drenched in sweat.
Dude why is your bed wet?
My girl and I turned it into a waterbed
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A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.
I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".
An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.
Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.
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people who own or enjoy any or all of the following items; a waterbed, a pet reptile or spider, glow in the dark posters, a blacklight, crystal figurines of mystical figures like unicorns wizards etc., eagle tee shirts, dragon shirts, jnco jeans, anything with a wolf on it, teen pregnancy, zimas, and last but not least eyebrow piercings.
ashley: look at that guy at that table with that weird mystical dragon shirt, jncos, and nails in his face.
lindsay: yeah he is waterbed as fuck.
ashley: we should have never come to long john silvers in apache junction too many waterbed people.
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When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.
The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.
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When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.
You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.
Mammory glands that lack firmness and are easily manipulated by gravity. Not supple.
Latavius: "Damn bitch, those waterbed titties leaked all over my carpet last night. "
Jerome: Damn, her titties that saggy?
Latavius: Affirmative.