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When a co-worker silently walks up behind you and lets a loud one rip over your shoulder.
"Dude...you just pulled a Watkins!"
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the inability to act appropriately in social situations
He's got watkins
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To sweep a girl off her feet, often while not even realising that's what you're doing.
Girl a: How was your date?
Girl b: It was amazing. He was lovely and enthusiastic and adorable, and he kissed me when we went for lunch
Girl a: He's totally Watkinned you, hasn't he?
Girl b: Swoon, he totally has...
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A Paedophile or nonce, named after Ian Watkins, the singer of Southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants Lost Prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.
That Watkins that used to hang around outside the Maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.
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The unfortunate act of grazing a your face because you fell over with your thumbs tucked into the straps of your heavy backpack.
Boy: "Un-tuck your thumbs from your straps, its dangerous, you may Watkin"
Girl: "woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah" (bosh + scraping sound)
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A 'Watkins' is the name given to a person who enjoys engaging in sexual acts with animals.
Hey Joe did you toss off your dog last summer?
Joe: Yeah I'm a total Watkins!
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A person who is sad and moody all the time.
A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.
Emo
One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.
A person who collects razorblades.
A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.
A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.
A person who makes up girlfriends.
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