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that guy just had the watties ripped clean off him

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Chicken Watty

Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.

Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!

watty awards

An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.

12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*

Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?

12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!

Legitimate author: *kills herself*

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witty-watty

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

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Watty Plunge

The Watty Plunge refers to Watterson Towers of Illinois State University in which one person climbs to the roof and takes the plunge off the building.

This is a term Illinois State University students use if they are feeling stressed or being a meme.

Student 1: Hey, how’d you do on that exam?
Student 2: Bro, I’m ready to take the Watty Plunge.

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watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...

Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."

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fatty watty

*fatty watty DOES NOT mean fat*
its just a nice name for plenty of bad names u could call someone, like if ur someone who jus doesnt cuss, or maybe ur too lazy to think exactly of what bad name they are, or maybe there not really a bad bad name so u call them a fatty watty to be nice n funny about it
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"You're a two-faced stuck up bitch whore" becomes "You're a fatty watty

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