Wauconda

Wauconda is a small Chicago suburb in the boonies with lots of white trash. With only some decent sized houses, most houses are trailers or 2 bedroom ranches. Most white kids living here think they are gangsters because they live near Round Lake and Mundelein (Mexican towns). Kids here can’t keep their legs or mouth closed, either to have coitus or smoke a blunt that their druggy parents probably bought for them. Wauconda High School is a poor high school that has wannabe gang members and prostitutes that think they are from the hood because their parents have food stamps and because Wauconda is pronounced the same as Wakanda. Overall, Wauconda is a poor town with 90% poverty rate and the only 10% being kids living in a suburban neighborhood called Liberty Lakes, the citizens there being embarrassed of their own city.

Person 1: A fat white woman with cornrows, a cameltoe, no bra, and ripped stained clothes just gave me a dirty look

Person 2: Shes definitely from Wauconda