wazoo

There is a respectable split among vernacularists whether "wazoo" applies to one's rump or one's porker. Ample weight for both definitions. See the delightful example below for both possible interpretations -- tuchus and ding-dong.

"How's your Father?
How's your Mother?
How's your charming sister Sue?
And, speaking of your family, how's your old Wazoo?"

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wazoo

the "fourth" hole

Yeah I want to shove a stick up his wazoo!

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Wazoo

A prophylactic that is placed on scrotum/testes during intercourse.

Mary: "So how did it go with John last night?"

Caroline: "The sex was amazing, but his spermisized wazoo caused a disgusting rash on my taint."

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wazoo

1. your giant wang

2. your ass

people argue about which is true

1. u suck the big wazoo

2. up your wazoo buddy

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wazoo

Out of the ass.

You've got James Taylor out of the wazoo.

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Wazoo

Getting your dick sucked

Man: Hey baby girl give me wazoo
Girl: Yes hubby

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Wazoo

The dimple located between the vagina and the anus on many slutty girls

Oliver: Hey so I heard you were hooking up with Sarah last night... did she make you lick her wazoo?
Steve: Yea... I don't wanna talk about it

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