A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general
A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness
Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.
A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual
Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...
Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome
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small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside
1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.
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When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
A nephew that ignores you when it's very important
I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel
Someone who weasels around for the dick.
God jared your such a dick weasel