weathered

adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much

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Weather

The thing out the window.

It's either

Cold
Hot

Pissing it down

You seriously need an example for weather? Look out the fucking window you dumb-fuck

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this weather

These Days. Lately.

"How ya getting on, this weather"... or... " I could do with a girlfriend this weather"

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Weathered

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

She had a lot to drink last night, she was weathered.

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Weather

The daily conditions of the atmosphere (Ex. sunny, raining, snowing, etc.) The weather can be beautiful, dark, nasty.

"How's the weather where you live?"
"Awful"

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Weathered

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

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The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

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