the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.

last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.

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Weedwhack

the act of forceful, rough intercourse; slang for f**k

I'd weedwhack him ;)

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Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

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