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Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.
Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.
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A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.
'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.
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25g of handrolling tobacco
When asking at your local shop for 25g of tobacco, saying "a weetabix of baccy please"
Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.
“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”
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The weetabix challenge is a dietary programme designed to improve gastro-intestinal performance and general health and well being. It is also said that benefits to energy levels and allows extended periods of concentration. The programme is followed by the participant sleeping for 14 minutes every hour proceeded with a single unit of dry weetabix accompanied by only water.
The programme was developed by Prof. Edmund Donaldson of Chicago State University and has gone under several trials to test its effectiveness.
The Weetabix Food Co. have described the trials as 'A Significant Advancement'
-"Say, Jim's looking healthy."
-"That's 'cause he's on that Weetabix Challenge"
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A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.
Example:
During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.
Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”
The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.
a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"
Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"
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