Welp

(noun)

A 'Welp' is someone particularly helpless and generally pathetic, not to a level that may be a major cause of concern, but enough for it to be pretty irritating for those around them. Welps need to get a grip. Don't be a welp.

Guy 1: Uuurrgh my life is so haaard, my pants are still wet from my shower this morning and are chaffing like mad!
David: Don't be a fucking Welp, Guy 1.

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Welp

An American southern vernacular interjection, one word greeting, or closing statement, posed as a question, using the word well, with a drawl akin to the words yep or yup. (pre1940)

a) Welp?

b) Welp... Ahm a'headin home now.

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Welp

The slang word for well. Often used as the replacement of so

Welp, we fucked up. Good job

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Welp

Welp- when you don’t know what to say next so you just send welp

Guy: playin da game
Girl: O
Guy:yea
Girl: Welp🤷🏾 ♀️

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Welp

Slang for "welt". Used mainly in the southern part of the US. Has the same meaning as the word "welt". Raised white mark that appears after sustaining a smack on the skin. Usually appears in the middle of the red area after you have been slapped or smacked.

My Ma slapped my ass and left a welp in the shape of her hand.

I left a welp on her forehead when I smacked her with my cock.

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Welp

We
Eat
Long
Penis

Hey fart.......welp

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Welp

Synonymous with idiot, fool. Someone who fails to meet expectations.

You're such a welp.

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