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Weekend, stretching from 5pm Friday until 8am Monday.
A boat-job makes a perfect wend.
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A 'wend' is the average weekend (Saturday and Sunday). It is abbreviated slang for weekend and is mainly used in chatrooms or instant messaging for convenience and speed.
Chat on MSN:
Tim: "hey man what u doing this wend"
Anth: "reading a book on corpsman"
Chat in-game:
Socalledfreeman: "god im pwning today, what r u doing this wend"
Maxpain008: "You don't want to know"
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1. Exhibiting qualities which would be less than desirable for an earthworm.
2. The innability to think or make reasoned judgments based on intelligence.
3. The essence of unattractiveness, ex: <i>There is no way in hell I would ever even consider a world in which there was the smallest possibility that anyone remotely connected to me would even dream of going out with him, he's such a Wending!</i>
4. Stupid, ugly, and fat.
5. Dull and uninteresting.
6. The only known cure for insomnia.
The Wending was shot on sight for the mass murder of countless women. They died after sighting his ugly visage.
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Imaginary friends that you have in teenage through adult years that don't exist at all. You tell all your real friends about how cool and weird they are, and all these made up stories about them. People actually begin to believe you, because you always remember your "wend friends" and lie so convincingly. You soon to believe their real. Wend friends are usually different in some way (looks like a kingdom hearts character, is japanese, from northern europe, has mad scientist parents, or has an x in their name)
When you want to get rid of a wend friend, you say they commited suicide (say it to your entire school) or that they moved to a foreign country.
"Wend friends" sound like very interesting people to meet. So you ask for phone numbers, email addresses or pictures, but the owner of the "wend friends" says "They don't like their picture taken", "They don't have an email" or "They can't pay their bills so the phone lines down."
Usually, "wend friends" have odd names. Usually an anagram, or a nickname. Like "Flowerboy" or anagram plus an x. Jacob becomes Bocajx. Seth becomes Texsh. Bob becomes obbx. And so on and so forth. They never have last names or first names. Just nicknames, don't forget the X.
Wendy: "I had the most awesome weekend with my friends! Axel is so awesome! And so is Dylan! I love them all, they're so cool!"
Emma Lee: "Yeah....um....cool...."
Leah: "Axel?"
Wendy: "Yeah, he's just like Axel off of Kingdom Hearts. He looks just like him and everything. It's so strange!"
Wendy leaves to go to fourth hour.
Leah: Emma Lee and Hanna, I think she's got some Wend friends.
Hanna: Definitely, she's got some serious wend friends."
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A statement indicating that the last amount an item in possession (most likely in the process of consumption) is desired by the asking party.
"Wend bit on that": I would like to have the last bit of what you have - food, drink or cigarette for example.
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When you get a classic triple from wendy's and double the meat for $.99
dood i had the munchies so bad the other day i just had to get a super wend
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It's when your tutu asks for wende
"tutu wende wane a" waxine walle!