wessing

The art, act, or lifestyle of masturbating without the use of hands, feet, or any object except for the gliding/grinding motion of one's hips against a flat surface.

Grunting accompanies this.

One night we caught Kreg wessing to the sound of his mother making cookies.

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wess

Slang for west. The opposite of eass. As spoken by Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake might as well be black the way he pronounces wess and eass.

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wessed

if you’re wessed you’re really high/stoned/drunk to the point you’re monging out and can barely function

omg i’ve smoked so much and i’m so wessed now

i’m so wessed right now

should we get wessed today

wess

gay, homosexual male, unlikeable person, a failure

Raid Leader: Those being tombed will move to the usual spots for p2 and p3, clear?
All: kgo
Raid Leader: All right, buff up and we g2g.

Noob rushes infront and triggers Sindy HM.
-Wipe-

Raid Leader: The fuck's wrong with you?
Noob: Not my fault, they said kgo.
Raid Leader: GTFO you Wess

Kicks Noob

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kanye wess

kanye wess is a mocking pronunciation of kanye west, usually

"fingers in his ass fingers in ass kanye wess likes finn'irs in his ass" ~yaagh

Wessed up

When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.

"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.

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WESS SEEA FO LEA

WEST SIDE FOR LIFE

WC AND THE MAD CIRCLE USE THE TERM,
WESS SEEA FO LEA NIAAA

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