A fine pair of titties so far apart one nipple points east the other west.
Yo bro check that pair of east westers
A wester is someone whom is ethnically Western European; Wester is essentially a replacement word for "white" or "caucasian" (even though Caucasian doesn't mean white, it's used that way).
My friend Owen is a wester and he's NOT racist!
A lariken and (or) buffoon/clown who acts in a way that is damaging to their self-esteem or reputation. These types of people will often dig themselves into deep holes whilst in casual conversation
Look at him, he's being such a wester.
dude did you see how chad last night? Yeah bro dude was being a mad wester aye
My mans was westing up so i had to cut him loose