when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.
gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
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gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.
"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"
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better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
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The smell that an unclean vagina omits
She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming
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An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
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Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.
His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.
A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.
He his handshake was a wet fish