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Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

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Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by Jake January 21, 2004

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Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl whoโ€™s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You werenโ€™t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 7, 2021


Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021


Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022