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Your girl when she sees Jared Padalecki.
Dude I got wetter than an otter's pocket when I saw Jared Padalecki shirtless.
your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street
p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked
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when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.
Hiddlestoner
Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!
Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*
Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
Like macaroni in a pot.
I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket
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friend: Omg is that johnny?
you: yes omg. he’s so cute.
friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)
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Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol
Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy
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your girl when she sees Nick Cannon
HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20
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