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When you are talking to someone who is cooking food that smells nice.
Hello Joe, what you having nice?
Cool ass part from the show tbh
Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Donald Trump's justification for the risk of taking Hydroxychloroquine, an unproven and minimally tested "cure" for COVID-19, which is known to be potentially lethal when inappropriately administered.
“All I can tell you is, so far I seem to be OK,” Trump said, adding that, “I get a lot of tremendously positive news on the hydroxy. What do you have to lose?”
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It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
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It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing
Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?
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A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.
Wassa baby take me out to dinner
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
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