Whataburger

water mixed with burger, covered in grease, with a side of souls.

*drives up to death*

"could i get a large whataburger?"

"anythign else with that ma'am?"

"i'm sorry, did you say ma'am? i'm a Mr."

"oh, i'm sorry. i just didn't think it would matter when you die"

"you're right, yes. that would be all"

"that will be $2.75, drive up... now"

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whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

out-whataburgered

Originally: To order better meal than a fellow diner at a Whataburger restaurant.

Can also mean: To acquire anything better than a fellow participant during a similar time period.

Man, you got the buffalo chicken sandwich? I just got the junior hamburger combo. I've been out-whataburgered.

That Halloween costume is much better than mine. I think I've been out-whataburgered again.

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Whataburger Wednesday

Going to Whataburger on Wednesday, every week.

It's Wednesday. It's Whataburger Wednesday. Let's go!

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whataburger whore

It is a female who performs oral sex on a male until he reaches orgasm, and afterwards she requests to be taken out to eat at whataburger.

Male " Wow, mmmm, that was an amazing blow job."

Female " Mmm, yes baby that was so hot, I'm really getting hungry now, can you take me to eat at whataburger? "

Male " What, you'll give head that great for a whataburger, your a whataburger whore."

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whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?