A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.
It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors
Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing
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Wheatley Heights was part of the dirty town of Wyandanch, and unfortunately shares a ZIP code and fire brigade with it. The nicer part of Wyandanch, one of the good areas in Long Island to live in.The name of the area was changed to distinguish that those in Wheatly Heights are part of the Half Hollow Hillsschool district. But lets be honest, nobody wants to be associated with a town full of hoodlums.
Don't go south of Wheatley Heights at night!
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"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
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The risk of guessing the wrong answer even if you know it isn't.
Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL
What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid
This statement is false.
I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.
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The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
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!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!
goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.
Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a βmoronβ and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
βDonβt panic! All they said was prepare.β
While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.
Example 2
βLook at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.β
Then continues to say
βTiny little Wheatley..did THIS!β
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isnβt a moron. Kind of.
Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasnβt all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.
Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.
Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
the best ship in the universe.
You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan
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