Where's Waldo?

slang used when asking some one where to find some Marijuana.

"Hey man, Where's Waldo?"

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Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

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I didn't Where's Waldo it

Not looking hard for something.

Kevin: Did you find the plunger
Laura: no, I didn't Where's Waldo it

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

Where's Waldo?

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.

- Yo that girl over there's a "Where's Waldo?" situation.

- Damn nice I'm into that

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Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”