Where's Waldo

When you are having vaginal intercourse and insert your nuts one by one into the anus. After you successfully insert each nut you go WHERE'S WALDO BITCH?

Aye you fuckin' Hodag cock smoker, I saw you messing around with my woman!
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, I Where's Waldo'd her ass, literally.

You mother fucker, I'm gonna shambag your car!

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Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

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I didn't Where's Waldo it

Not looking hard for something.

Kevin: Did you find the plunger
Laura: no, I didn't Where's Waldo it

Where's Waldo?

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.

- Yo that girl over there's a "Where's Waldo?" situation.

- Damn nice I'm into that

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Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo