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Me: I like men whimpering
Friend: ew weird
Me: 😊
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How one might to get to the pity party.
Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."
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An audio of someone whimpering.
For sickos.
Person on the internet: *existing*
Other people on the internet: “whimper audio when?” “Man, I need to hear them whimper!” “Please, make an audio of you whimpering!”
Person on the internet: “Ahaha! No you sickos! 😎”
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An audio of someone whimpering.
For sickos.
Can sound a bit like “Ngh~” or “Mngh~” or intense breathing!
Person on the internet: *existing*
Other people on the internet: “whimper audio when?” “Man, I need to hear them whimper!” “Please, make an audio of you whimpering!”
Person on the internet: “Ahaha! No you sickos! 😎”
Or sometimes they actually make one… Which I think is weird.
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When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
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Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.
Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."
Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."
Ben: "a heem heem whimper"
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But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.
I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???
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