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When am amazing white girl is duped into a relationship by an immature prick of a boy who then tries to chat up a work colleague by telling the colleague that the amazing white girl and him only went for drinks once and the girl fabricated a relationship and named it White girl syndrome even though hes white himself...
Girl: I thought you were seeing that amazing girl from our other office...??
Bellend of a bloke: Yeah, not really. We went out for drinks once and now she thinks we are in a relationship. She has white girl syndrome!! So can we fuck or what?
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n. the psychological condition of being excessively opinionated or critical, often to the point of pettiness. Neither 100% ubiquitous nor exclusive to young white girls, though most common in them.
"He complained about the temperature in the restaurant four times and sent his food back twice."
"Oh, yeah. Bad case of young white girl syndrome, that one.
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the syndrome developed after creating for one's self and allowing drama to ferment and backfire, usually by a white girl. the creation of a lie in order to make one's self appear to be a victim.
Stephanie slept with her bestfriend's boyfriend and then tried to appear as the victim. She even lied to the boyfriend about not sleeping with him! She's got such a bad case of WGS - White Girl Syndrome.
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Not to be used on anyone genuinely struggling with serious issues; A White girl that milks/exploits being part of an oppressed community (such as being LGBTQ+, having a mental health problem, having a non-White partner, or being "not like other girls") to unjustly scapegoat themselves out of situations, mooch off of other people's kindness or generosity, manipulate others, or cause unnecessary problems with people to make themselves look like a victim.
Person A: "Hey did you hear about Jessica? Erica took advantage of her and Tom took her out for ice cream when he heard."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
n. the psychological condition of being excessively opinionated or critical, considering one's intelligence. While neither 100% ubiquitous nor exclusive to young white girls, it is most common among them.
"She kept bitching about the temperature in the restaurant and kept sending her food back."
"Oh, I know. Bad case of Young White Girl Syndrome that one."
Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.
Phil: What?
Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.
Phil: Amputate what?!?!
Bob: His manlyhood
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A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"
"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
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