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This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks
A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
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Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.
Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"
Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"
Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"
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Have you heard that Jodie Whittaker is going to play the 13th incarnation of the Doctor?
First and ever female incarnation of the Doctor
Dude 1: Did you see whos the new Doctor?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Jodie Whittake a female.
Dude 2: OMG THEY RUINED THE SHOOW!!!!!!!
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A black haired beauty!She is stunning,smart and very ammusing.Anyone who knows her personally will gather that she is very caring and has a heart of gold.However passing her will mean a deep hatred between you two.
Omg,I can’t believe how caring Amberley Whittaker is!
I wish I could be Amberley Whittaker!
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