When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.
Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey
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a big nasty hairy stretched cooter
jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.
leroy: how do u jethro?
jethro: cause i was in it last night!
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1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities
2) a foolish or dim-witted idea
3)a really whack statement
1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."
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When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.
Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!
How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!
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generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.
Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus
A term used to describe something that's crooked, or squirrely
"If you wouldn't have parked so skiddily whompus, I could have parked in the garage next to you."
"The handyman hung the frame crooked, so it looks skiddily whompus."