A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.
Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
Hot sticky thick butt sweat
ese that sqwidge-widge is gonna itch when it dries!!!
See: swass in urban dictionary
When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.
“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”
To be beaten or defeated, usually by a random chance. Esp. if you do something really stupid that screws yourself over. Also used as bragging, like owned or pwned.
Man, you got widdged.
I just widgged myself. Damn, that was stupid.