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When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.
A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"
you: "yeah?"
me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
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When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.
I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.
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Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.
Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus.
n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!