In-law

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

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law

The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 1987.

See section 7B for further details.

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law

A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney.

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the law

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

Call the law, they shooting!

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laws

Things that are meant to be broken.

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

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The Law

Sylvester Stallone.

"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".

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Law

A framework of self imposed regulation created by society to govern social conduct among individuals.

We need a Law to curb the menace of contraband.

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