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A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
Random pubes left unattended.
D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!
Hello?
Hey dude whats up?
"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."
Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
Someone who commits incest frequently.
- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."
A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.
Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!
to whip your dick out and piss in a random spot
i just pulled a willard when i was skating